I said "He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose.
He may be very sexy, or even cute,
But he looks like a sucka in a blue and red suit."
I said "You need a man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest.
He may be able to fly all through the night,
But can he rock a party till the early light?
He can't satisfy you with his little worm,
But I can bust you out with my super sperm!"